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Tag: motherhood

  • You Can’t Worm Your Way Out of This One

    You Can’t Worm Your Way Out of This One

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    Laura
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    Last night I called Selah inside from the kids’ dirt play to get her ready for her night of pretending to be Eleanor Roosevelt at a wax museum. Which is itself a little odd I guess. Anyway, I started brushing her hair so I could put it up under her hat. It’s always very tangly so…

  • chaospoem

    chaospoem

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    Laura
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    where are the wii remotes she said banging in the door swinging child do not come in here and ask me where the remotes are I am editing poems and I never use those  

  • Your Kids Need You at the Dinner Table

    Your Kids Need You at the Dinner Table

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    Laura
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    I am partnering with Circle with Disney to write for their Family is Everything blog. Here’s a little preview of my first post on their blog: Your Kids Need You at the Dinner Table. The bad news is that I’m going to tell you that you can’t watch cat videos at dinnertime (usually). The good…

  • Darling Children

    Darling Children

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    Laura
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    Darling Children, In an attempt to make things more simple and clear, I have already laid out our daily routine for you. But I have also noticed that  I must tell you certain things more than one time. By “certain,” I mean “all.” And by “more than one time,” I mean that I have said these things…

  • Sheep, Hoarders, and Helicopters: The Piñata Test

    Sheep, Hoarders, and Helicopters: The Piñata Test

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    Laura
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    You can learn all you need to know about humans when you attend a child’s party featuring a piñata. The good news is that we can stop funding sociological and anthropological research and just start sending scientists to children’s birthday parties, which are known to be–wait, those are as expensive as a university grant. Possibly more expensive. Never…

  • Little Wandering Daughter

    Little Wandering Daughter

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    Laura
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    As I drove out tonight, I looked up and saw the full moon in the sky. I took a moment to acknowledge my place underneath it. As I started driving again, I drove down the street past other cars, and we were like ants scurrying along on our busy way, oblivious beneath the moon. And…

  • Like Putty in My…Hair

    Like Putty in My…Hair

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    Laura
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    I drifted awake this morning, trying to decide if I should get up and hustle us to church or not. One of my kids loves going to church and asks if we can go more often whenever we’ve skipped. Another of my kids hates church, and I have to overcome a lot of unhappiness to…

  • I Don’t Wanna Come Up with a Creative Title

    I Don’t Wanna Come Up with a Creative Title

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    Laura
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    I just keep starting to cry today. I’m not depressed. I don’t have PMS. I’m tired. I do feel a little beaten down. I have a child with challenges. School can be terrible sometimes. I yelled at someone in an IEP meeting, and I don’t approve of yelling at people you are trying to work with.…

  • So, You Would Like to Have a Roomba…

    So, You Would Like to Have a Roomba…

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    Laura
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    I have a new Roomba. I thought I wanted one more than just about anything. And then I got one. And I was RIGHT! This thing has changed my life. My floors look amazing, even with three kids, one golden retriever, two cats, and a giant rabbit in the house. And I swear that has…

  • Picture Day!

    Picture Day!

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    Laura
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    Recently, a small flyer came home in my child’s folder. It said, “Picture day is coming.”   I remarked to Leon, “I’ll bet most parents don’t read that as a warning.” But honestly, I know enough of you do. I vaguely remember picture day. They’d line us up, give us a small black comb. (Where…