1) For some reason, I spill glasses of water a lot. And I always manage to do this right next to stacks of paperwork and/or other stuff I don’t want obliterated.
2) I have three kids. You know those people who are all, “God gives you children to grow your patience, yada yada”? Well, they are crazy.
3) I also have two cats and a dog. And invariably, whenever I have finished cleaning up whatever abominable mess the children have made, I come into the kitchen and step in pet barf. Or a barking dog wakes the baby. Or…
4) I am a bad person.
5) I am kind of berserk when I am hungry, tired, or stressed. And I am always at least one of these, and usually all three. See #2.
6) I am clumsy. See #1. And I become bad-tempered when I am injured.