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Friday Funny: Target Women

Happy Friday! Today’s selection comes from a series I love, narrated by Sarah Haskins. She compiles ads that target women, and then makes fun of them. If you have ever been irritated by how the media treats men, this one’s for you. Target Women: Doofy Husbands: (Note: a sad thing happened, which was that the
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Penis Envy

Our first child was a girl. Partly because of this, I think of her as kind of a “starter child.” I know it must be because I’m a woman, but having a child with a penis just felt entirely outside of my skill set. When we potty trained Selah, it seemed straightforward. The differences between
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Signs of Subpar Parenting

I’m not saying that all this stuff happened. This is just a random list of red flags, I swear, just signs that would indicate subpar parenting. Telling his father that we should have named Asher Ashhole instead Going to Mother’s Day tea and hearing the sentence “My Mommy spends all her time______” finished with the word
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Friday Funny: Cake Wrecks

If you have not yet encountered the blog Cake Wrecks, you must immediately stop what you are doing and scroll through the magic. The writer describes it thus: “A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate – you name it.” Scroll through it enough, and you’ll see giving-birth cakes, tons
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Going Crazy

So here’s a little story from my husband: “Sometimes I’m sure I’m gonna go crazy,” I mutter to myself while driving. “Sometimes I feel like I’m going crazy…and then I go crazy,” Asher mutters to himself in the backseat.   I think I need not write any more.
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Friday Funny: Sac Earthquake 2013

As  many of you know, a devastating earthquake tore through the Sacramento region last night. My chair was wobbled, and the pans hanging in the kitchen clanged together a little bit. Most importantly, my cat was really nervous. Or maybe she was just hungry. I hope this photo can serve as as reminder of what
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Parenting with Love, Randomness, and Therapy Funds

Full disclosure time: I have not parented my children with an equal hand. This may be why Selah can be a bit whiny and Asher is so angry. And Noah? Awww, he’s just a wittle baby. But here’s the thing I have learned: children are like snowflakes. They come in all different shapes and sizes,
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Friday Funny: Random Penguins

When Random House acquired Penguin (or when Penguin acquired Random House? Whatever.) this beauty sprung from their union: Random Penguins. Just scroll down, and enjoy their hilariousness and, yes, randomness. http://therandompenguins.tumblr.com/ Missed other Friday Funnies? Baby Monkey Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans Many Too Small Boxes and Maru
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Worst Baptism Ever

So. [Deep breath. Let it out.] Where do I begin? My family is Presbyterian. Presbyterians often baptize their children as infants, with a baptism being part of the “entry into the community” kind of deal. However, I learned this past weekend that they also do this for a far more important reason. Because they are
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Friday Funny: Cat in a Box

Stop! Don’t navigate away! Since this is a cat video, if you are half the population, you were tempted to flee when you saw that. The other half of the population is shouting, “Shut up and get to the video!” This is a really good cat video. The cuteness of the cat is really added
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