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Word Tasting

I hold a glass of words Like red wine I savor the exquisite taste Of finding just the right one
Category: Life

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

So, it may come as no surprise that I hate my car, a minivan that I never really wanted. But it turns out that it knows this, and it has started to punish me. It started subtly–randomly setting off its own panic device when I was out with it in public, and occasionally short-circuiting its
Category: Funnies


Sometimes I take comfort in the fact that others are clearly going through what I am going through. Asher: Noah and also Asher:  
Category: Funnies

Please Just Leave Me Alone

Hopefully, looking at my little collage, you will think, “Oh man, I’ve been there,” instead of “Why are these people such crappy parents?”
Category: Funnies

Being Celiac: What I Miss

I am often tempted to try to get people to understand what life is like as a person with Celiac disease, because I encounter everything from misunderstandings to downright outrageous comments when the subject comes up. Maybe this will enlighten you. Or maybe I just need my moment on the soapbox. First, let me note
Category: Life

D&#$ the Time Change All to Hell, M*%}#^% F}%%#^ S{*+#^!!!!!!!!!!!!: A Bedtime Book

This is not just a blog; it’s a book, inspired by the time change and some other well-known raging parent bedtime books. Illustrations are pending. It’s called D&#$ the Time Change All to Hell, M*%}#^% F}%%#^ S{*+#^!!!!!!!!!!!!  Once there was a nice mommy. She liked giving hugs and kisses. She liked playing Hot Wheels with
Category: Parenting